Welcome losers to the Mac Security Blog that can help you understand why my Apple knowledge is far superior to anything you will ever know in your life. Let's start by saying that many other bloggers are just fat pigs laying around their house dreaming for acceptance in between bouts of crying, masturbation and trolling the Mac Forums to fight with other losers over who has failed the most at life and now only has invisible friends with usernames and login IDs.
When I started this blog it was to share my knowledge with the elite few that can understand how far advanced my security skills are and are willing to quote me in magazines or other blogs for simply having the honor to use my name. If you are not one of the special few then you are likely just an outsider who bought a Mac, but you will never be in "The Community" in my book and I hate you. I would cut you and choke you maggots with a USB cable if it were up to me, that is how deeply I care about the Apple Community and you Pigs with your lack of Mac understanding think you can just buy a Mac and your in? You are so damned wrong and I will never forgive you.
In the coming weeks I will outline the biggest security risks for Mac and highlight some of the key points of why I am a better human than the Worthless Maggots who think they can buy a Mac and be in this cult by default. If for any reason you do not understand the complexity of Mac Security or the content of this Blog, please leave your name and company information at the bottom of this page and I will "review" you and your software, because this blog gives me the authority to judge you, shame you or humiliate you as an expert. If you don't like it you can click the red circle at the top left of your screen and go fu*k yourself with your wireless mouse for all I care.
This is my Mac Security Blog and now that I have an official Blog, anything I say will be taken serious and as an undisputed fact. You will respect me or I will write bad things about you or your software or general lack of Apple knowledge. Don't ask me any questions and just assume that because I have written this blog that I am an all knowing expert on all things Mac. This blog is a testament to my divine Mac superiority and you can click your ass off of my site anytime you feel like it, because you are likely not worthy of my time and you should feel honored that I allow you to read my blog and articles.
When I started this blog it was to share my knowledge with the elite few that can understand how far advanced my security skills are and are willing to quote me in magazines or other blogs for simply having the honor to use my name. If you are not one of the special few then you are likely just an outsider who bought a Mac, but you will never be in "The Community" in my book and I hate you. I would cut you and choke you maggots with a USB cable if it were up to me, that is how deeply I care about the Apple Community and you Pigs with your lack of Mac understanding think you can just buy a Mac and your in? You are so damned wrong and I will never forgive you.
In the coming weeks I will outline the biggest security risks for Mac and highlight some of the key points of why I am a better human than the Worthless Maggots who think they can buy a Mac and be in this cult by default. If for any reason you do not understand the complexity of Mac Security or the content of this Blog, please leave your name and company information at the bottom of this page and I will "review" you and your software, because this blog gives me the authority to judge you, shame you or humiliate you as an expert. If you don't like it you can click the red circle at the top left of your screen and go fu*k yourself with your wireless mouse for all I care.
This is my Mac Security Blog and now that I have an official Blog, anything I say will be taken serious and as an undisputed fact. You will respect me or I will write bad things about you or your software or general lack of Apple knowledge. Don't ask me any questions and just assume that because I have written this blog that I am an all knowing expert on all things Mac. This blog is a testament to my divine Mac superiority and you can click your ass off of my site anytime you feel like it, because you are likely not worthy of my time and you should feel honored that I allow you to read my blog and articles.
